Questions and answers

ok - lets go find a rhinosasaurous to ride then :-) 9:48 am, Fri 4 Mar

If we put Rocky out in the sea, would he come with his own 200km fishing zone?? gcd (2 )  7:59 pm, Thu 3 Mar

well I would love him to stay that far away from MY house :-) 9:49 am, Fri 4 Mar

could it be mic jagger in disguise? paw6 (45 )  8:03 pm, Thu 3 Mar

no sorry - but he does slur a bit like keith :-) 9:49 am, Fri 4 Mar

If this is Rocky - hate to see what the rest of his family are like - or is that a pic of them you have posted?! Love your sense of humour in such amazing adversity - it's this kind of Cantabrian spirit we love. Take care from - two Wellingtonians proud to still call Christchurch home. forstars (27 )  8:06 pm, Thu 3 Mar

they are all sitting up on the hill laughing at this auction :-) good on ya for staying, if we are to rebuild our city then we need people with fortitude and strength like you guys 9:51 am, Fri 4 Mar

I've heard about rock stars smashing up hotel rooms but this is going a bit too far! Maybe he could do a "Greatest Hits" album - he'd have to start with "It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It)" then there's "Rock Around the Clock"; "Rock Me Baby" ... any more suggestions? keith650 (31 )  8:06 pm, Thu 3 Mar

keith....is that you keith...its Mick here and I am trapped under this friggin rock :-) 9:51 am, Fri 4 Mar

Sorry to rock your world, but I work for DOC, and the rock, having been illegally dislodged, must be returned forthwith to its original location. Failure to comply with this request may result in said rock being seized and used in evidence aginst your flagrant abuse of the enviroment. Any moss, grass, mud, rare frogs, or any native flora and fauna must also be replaced. (Oh,and have a great auction!) muzz472 (46 )  8:06 pm, Thu 3 Mar

oh no...the dept of fun removal has arrived :-) I'm am a BIG greenie, but having a boulder in your house is one step to far 9:53 am, Fri 4 Mar

can you please bubble wrap it when you send it to me.....cheers vikash73 (7 )  8:06 pm, Thu 3 Mar

can u please buy him first :-) 9:54 am, Fri 4 Mar

shit....you better hope the rest of the whanau dont bowl on in keep your chin up butchtrade (23 )  8:08 pm, Thu 3 Mar

mate I have seen them and they are HUUUGGGEEEE 9:54 am, Fri 4 Mar

Did you smeeeeeeellllllllll what the rock was cooking? Thanks for the great laugh. kruiz1 (1 )  8:11 pm, Thu 3 Mar

welcome dude 9:54 am, Fri 4 Mar

I don't suppose he's got enough energy left in him to do another Rocky sequel? I just don't feel like the last one really rock-solid, I need closure...(love and prayers to Chch xoxox) tills6 (7 )  8:14 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks....but I think sly would need a walking frame 9:55 am, Fri 4 Mar

You say he/shes been in the LOTR. I'm not bidding on some jaded film star with an uncontrolable coke habit, am I?? Has he /she done rehab? jbxx jbinky (5 )  8:15 pm, Thu 3 Mar

hey jbinky - I told u before he has given up the crack. and he is not jaded as he has been offered a role opp charlie sheen....two and a half rocks!! 9:56 am, Fri 4 Mar

What rock bottom price ? .... post this so the hole of Ireland can see and hoping someone is there with enough bucks to adopted there new zealand bro... wee rocky :) best wishess 1woody11 (43 )  8:16 pm, Thu 3 Mar

aww thanks man - that is awesome...especially as you guys are doing it tough as well. 9:56 am, Fri 4 Mar

Blessing to all, but mainly to you awesome lot! It might have been suggested already, sorry for not going through all the Q/As, but you should consider making a book out of this auction including all these hillarious, amazing and wonderful comments. And than you have another fundraiser! Laughter is the best medicine, our thoughts are with you. 5t (60 )  8:17 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thats a great idea - might just do that 9:57 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hi Phil, well I could not read ALL this and not comment (just a little! :). I was trying to think up a pun that has not been used but have to admit I have come up against a stone wall!! - there I did it!. Actually if Rocky is *that* old then he might like the 1974 hit, "ROCKY" by Austin Roberts? Good stuff. Looks like his fame is set in Stone hehe. Cheers. pnuts (110 )  8:22 pm, Thu 3 Mar

pnuts - you nailed it - well done!! 9:57 am, Fri 4 Mar

WOW ur amazin!! if u do start a Rocky fanclub im soo in!:) im lucky we didnt get rocks fallin down here in lyttelton, but if we did im sure i wouldnt have kept my humor like u. good luck with the action :) harr39 (38 )  8:22 pm, Thu 3 Mar

rocky can be followed on facebook.... http://www.facebook.com/pages/

Rocky/133667530034728 9:58 am, Fri 4 Mar

That is one cool rock, It dropped in on your place while you where all out. You all rock on, all the best to you and yours jdv12 (49 )  8:31 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks dude 9:58 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hi Phil! Good to hear you and family have all survived and great to see another dose of your fabulous sense of humour - and that it remains intact. All the best, Karen (ex-YHA) mtbiker (115 )  8:33 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks karen...hope you guys are okay as well...nice to hear from you 9:59 am, Fri 4 Mar

Rocky looks like it may have a bit of a temper. Perhaps you should take it walkies to what is left of Shag Rock? They may have a crush on one another. jo2lo (112 )  8:34 pm, Thu 3 Mar

don't u mean shagged rock! :-) 9:59 am, Fri 4 Mar

Just wanna say what an awesome auction!! Thoughts are with you Chch from here in Palmy North steph292 (6 )  8:35 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks steph...my wife is from Palmy and my brother in law owns Troy Howard motors :-) 10:00 am, Fri 4 Mar

Lets just get the ROCK outta here! spookypossum (67 )  8:36 pm, Thu 3 Mar

whew - I thought u were going to blaspheme for a moment 10:00 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hello, Rock Biter here from the Neverending story. Was wondering if you could do a taste test on your delicious looking rock. Just lick it, to see if it is igneous or sedimentary? It looks like it would make a tasty snack. I would come along on my rock bike but feel with my size I may cause a few more tremors, which is the furthest from my intentions. If I like it, I will see if I can get a flock of Luck Dragons to lift it to my kitchen. A couple of hundred luck Dragons should do the job. Cheers anglo1 (1730 )  8:36 pm, Thu 3 Mar

hey rockbiter - you just stay well away from our rocky - you hear!! 10:01 am, Fri 4 Mar

Would this rock be useful when a man wants to get his rocks off? sistaesta (136 )  8:37 pm, Thu 3 Mar

ummmm - let me think about this one.....quite possibly not. mind u - whatever floats your boat :-) 10:02 am, Fri 4 Mar

Fantastic auction. I'd love to see the winner donate Rocky for use later in a memorial. He deserves to stay in the place that gave rise to him. Is he a God-fearing church goer? I suspect his favourite hymn is Rock of Ages. ansi (27 )  8:41 pm, Thu 3 Mar

yeah that idea appears to be gathering moss - whoops momentum 10:02 am, Fri 4 Mar

Does he do simple tricks? I'm thinking he'd be rather nice herding sheep so I would like him to "Get in behind!" When entertaining guests, I'd like him to "Roll over, boy". I did think he looks a little pale - possibly he's rather shy and needs to be a bit bolder. This is one cliff-hanger of an auction... Warm regards from the sunny (I wish) Coromandel - hang in there, mate. 1349 (17 )  8:49 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks mate. he best party trick is play dead :-) 10:09 am, Fri 4 Mar

pity there aren't two of these ... they'd look marvelous at the base of the Ohakune Carrot! bullfrog64 (141 )  8:49 pm, Thu 3 Mar

what you saying here bullfrog? :-) 10:09 am, Fri 4 Mar

LISTEN UP EVERYONE...... I just spent a very happy 1/2 hr looking at the stuff on the CommArc-Consulting-Ltd facebook page. I'm sure Phil is not in this thing for himself but I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that there is more Phil-ish humour on his companies facebook page. Still not actually sure what CommArc do but will keep investigating... meanwhile if your having problems with computers then I think Phil and his team are the men and women for the job! ali2004 (99 )  8:50 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks Ali - were are a bunch of fun loving geeks, with lots of very loyal customers whom we love to bits. Thanks heaps for the plug but we are happy to stay under the radar on this one :-). 10:12 am, Fri 4 Mar

Now this would make an AWESOME weather rock in the middle of Cathedral Square ... White on top? it's snowing, Bouncing? it's another damn aftershock! ... you're a legend dude, keep looking up! bullfrog64 (141 )  8:52 pm, Thu 3 Mar

ahhh - you again :-) thanks dude, your support rocks! 10:12 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hey, we are looking for a voice-over artist to sell our back catalogue of music. Artists include Shakin' Stevens, The Tremorloes, The Bay City Rollers and Earth Wind and Fire. Auditionees must have a gravelly voice and ability to work under pressure. Own transport would be appreciated. Rocky sounds like our guy! (God bless you guys - thanks for the laugh - much needed) paulandhayley (100 )  8:53 pm, Thu 3 Mar

I have just the rock for you guys...shall I flick through the contract :-) 10:13 am, Fri 4 Mar

good luck, i think its a great idea... hope you make 5 digits.. doc85 (85 )  8:54 pm, Thu 3 Mar

so do I...that will go with my 10 sore digits (actually 6 cos I am a three finger typer) :-) 10:14 am, Fri 4 Mar

If Rocky was in a choir I think he would definitely sing 2nd Bass. :) Brilliant ad well done. Are you perchance related to Sam Johnson or the Johnsons that own a house off Brighton Rd? It seems your famaily name has a wonderful sense of dealing with challenges. tramist (296 )  8:58 pm, Thu 3 Mar

not that I am aware...my parents emigrated from the UK in the swinging 60's.. thanks for your support 10:15 am, Fri 4 Mar

Whats the penalty for a house intruder ? crashalot (20 )  9:01 pm, Thu 3 Mar

dunno really - he has stonewalled every attempt to ask him to leave 10:16 am, Fri 4 Mar

What a legend! Brilliant, brilliant auction. Reckon Rocky needs to take pride of place in Cathedral Square as a reminder of the inspiration and hope people have taken from all sorts of things over the last ten days! If the auction gets to $12,000 I will pay for the airtickets for 4 people to get to Norfolk! Send me a contact email and will touch base tomorrow re this. Thinking of you all in Chch... dide45 (61 )  9:03 pm, Thu 3 Mar

WOW - that is awesome...I am just in the process of tapping airnz to see if they will help...my email is phil at commarc dot co dot nz...thanks heaps 10:17 am, Fri 4 Mar

Im so proud to be a cantab right now and have a little association with this auction simply for that fact. You guys are simply wonderful for doing this and all these people that have left comments in support, its simply magic. All this will come back on you ten fold so I hope you enjoy every little bit of what good things are coming your way as we all have enjoyed so much your humour and generosity in this tough time. xxx charz11 (202 )  9:07 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks charz, I too am proud to be a cantab. But I have got to thinking lately that I am even prouder to be a kiwi. I know we bitch and moan at each other a bit, but our national spirit is truly inspiring :-) take care and stay strong. 10:21 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hi Phil, Your spirit is inspiring & you've made a great auction. I hope the winner fronts up with the cash. Best wishes & support from some JAFAs. eedje (17 )  9:09 pm, Thu 3 Mar

so do I eedje. I know who the top bidder currently his and he is a rock solid bloke - so don't worry. And BTW JAFA should stand for just another fantastic aucklander :-) 10:23 am, Fri 4 Mar

I am a rock, I am an island. And a rock feels no pain; And an island never cries... Simon and Garfunkel. Here in the Real Far North (Kaitaia) we are wearing red and black tomorrow #:>). Bless you all lilea (511 )  9:09 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks team. we really appreciate your support down here. I lived in the stunning far north for 6 months back in the early 90's putting a computer system in for the FNDC. I travelled all over the north and made a HEAP of AMAZING friends :-) Take care and thanks. 10:25 am, Fri 4 Mar

does it come with warranty? XD gud luck with ur auction! :D manishaanand (9 )  9:12 pm, Thu 3 Mar

no warranty - just a liability 10:25 am, Fri 4 Mar

This is brilliant...your a gem.......Keep smiling. I am so proud to be a KIWI. stokesfan (81 )  9:12 pm, Thu 3 Mar

so am I, so am I :-) 10:36 am, Fri 4 Mar

hi - great job love the auction but what is is facebook page - there are a lot of "rocky's" and i can not seem to find it :) being blonde might have something to do with it!! isaac95 (185 )  9:13 pm, Thu 3 Mar

haha - I'm blonde as well, so we can be ditzy together :-).. Here is the link. http://www.facebook.com/pages/

Rocky/133667530034728 11:11 am, Fri 4 Mar

Its a shame Rocky doesnt have his own page on Facebook, all the other famous people of Christchurch do!! :) coral15 (235 )  9:15 pm, Thu 3 Mar

he does....http://www.facebook.co

m/pages/Rocky/133667530034728 11:12 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hi Phil.... hey all the best with your auction - what a fantastic heart you have in the face of adversity... much blessing to you and yours and am sure that 'rocky' will go to a loving and caring home... he looks a very well cared for wee fella - you must be so proud!!! hopeing that all goes well for you all in the days ahead, timetable. timetable (97 )  9:17 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks a heap timetable :-) appreciate your kind words and support 11:12 am, Fri 4 Mar

Are you sure this isn't a meteorite sent by aliens to stop the other rocks coming through from behind it ? ... on second thoughts, could be someone on the International Space Station just got rid of their stomach ache. zuggle (575 )  9:18 pm, Thu 3 Mar

wow - that would be one very solid meal they had!!! 11:13 am, Fri 4 Mar

You arnt muslim are you. The old Mohammad to the mountain thing... Take it as a sign. persia3 (122 )  9:22 pm, Thu 3 Mar

nope...and yes it does appear to be a sign :-) 11:13 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hi....Surely this R.O.C.K. is in need of human company!!!!!!!........anyway, all the best from Palmerston North.......regards graemesinclair (1 )  9:25 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks graeme :-) 11:14 am, Fri 4 Mar

this a thought... why not let Rocky permanently squatter in your pad & have your place turned into a permanent donation attraction - where people from all over nz/the world can pay to take a pic with Rocky & the proceeds can go to a/many worthy cause(s). That way donations are ongoing... What you've gone is creative & hope Rocky will be iconic like the Paua Shell House. All the best! happybaby (277 )  9:37 pm, Thu 3 Mar

does that mean we will be called Fred and Myrtle?? 11:14 am, Fri 4 Mar

and, "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan keith650 (31 )  9:37 pm, Thu 3 Mar

of course :-) 11:15 am, Fri 4 Mar

Do you know where I could find another the same. If there was a pair they would be great as a barbell inky_t (2 )  9:38 pm, Thu 3 Mar

yep - just up behind our house 11:15 am, Fri 4 Mar

Love all your answers to all these questions, it's good to see that you have a gr8 sense of humor after all that you have been through. What part of Christchurch did this boulder arise from? camillia (750 )  9:41 pm, Thu 3 Mar

the magnificent, mighty, awesome, beautiful Morgans Valley, which is just off Heathcote Valley :-) 11:16 am, Fri 4 Mar

You are a legend, after watching the news night after night of people going through total hardache its nice to see someone just bringing a little bit of humor and smiles for the country to enjoy, good luck with the auction. Good on you. :) lisaandmark (78 )  9:45 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks lisa and mark :-) 11:16 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hi there, just wondering, can you please turn the rock over and take a photo of the bottom, I want to make sure there is no structural cracks before I bid. Thanks! mieksnazz (34 )  9:52 pm, Thu 3 Mar

ummm - after you maybe...or that mitre 10 chap - he might be able to move it 11:17 am, Fri 4 Mar

I think this definitely relocateable How bout a transport company gets on board (great publicity) Wish i owned a truck and a big ol crane I'd come n get it Ps make sure you hit up trademe to cover the success fee That in itself could be a small fortune On ya jarhead80 (106 )  9:53 pm, Thu 3 Mar

Trade Me aren't charging any fees for this 11:17 am, Fri 4 Mar

mate you made it into the UK news - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new

s/article-1362269/Quake-rock-d

ropped-roof-sale-youll-pick-yourself.html pukana4 (970 )  10:07 pm, Thu 3 Mar

and such a quality rag as well :-) 11:17 am, Fri 4 Mar

Phil - I see that my Great Aunt Lil has come to visit you. She's loud, over-bearing, loves to make an entrance, is as old as the hills and has a knack for turning up where she's not wanted. She demands that everyone jump to attention, dominates the conversation and cannot be moved no matter how hard you try. Her girth is about the same size too. I can see why you want to get rid of her, and good luck with that - we've all been hoping for years that she'll move away. You have my sympathies. pandora9 (344 )  10:08 pm, Thu 3 Mar

thanks pandora9....she ain't heavy shes my auntie :-) 11:18 am, Fri 4 Mar

I'd like to bid for this. Can you assure me, my investment will be protected during removal and transport. I was thinking of a couple of layers of bubble wrap if you'd be so kind. exwesty (1132 )  10:09 pm, Thu 3 Mar

easy peesy lemon squeezy 11:19 am, Fri 4 Mar

I live in a glass house and like to throw stones. Are you able to provide a large catapult along with Rocky? If so, we'd love for you to slap a few stamps on him and pop him in your nearest postbox. Our address is West Auckland, so it should be fine regular post... Don't lose your sense of humor bro! Our thoughts are with all our frienss in Christchurch :) Adz adamfresco (163 )  10:14 pm, Thu 3 Mar

only if you can find the rubber band! Thanks Adz, love your support 11:19 am, Fri 4 Mar

65,000,000 years old and just started to roll around????? Maybe Rocky's urge to procreate finally got the better of him? there is a chance he sensed a fine female specimen under your garage and maybe just maybe she is on..... bedrock....? Rocky may well look like he is precariously perched in your garage but it may well be the masonary position. If you spot him him grinning and smoking a cigarette anytime soon this could confirm this..... keep up the good work :) sharpeh (41 )  10:14 pm, Thu 3 Mar

nice wit :-) 11:20 am, Fri 4 Mar

Can i buy the nice doors next to rocky.Blowen up photos on T.M, got some interested parties off shore.Good on ya.AC genyman (1 )  10:19 pm, Thu 3 Mar

trust me - the beautiful Cedar doors are completely knackered 11:20 am, Fri 4 Mar

Hey Phil just a quicky but did you realize that the police are after this dude Rocky for break and entry? I would be very careful approaching as rocky is probably very dangerous and would not approach especially from below. Take care dude. hitch2 (179 )  10:26 pm, Thu 3 Mar

cheers mate...he is currently stonewalling the cops!! 11:21 am, Fri 4 Mar